ButterChicken quote of the week

MegaChick and I were “doing coffee” and she was telling me about an incident when she was with my mom at half term. 

You must say this fast, without taking a breath, and in a high pitch giggly girly voice: 

“Do you know... we were at waltzing waters and there was this cake shop and there were lots of different cakes and I thought this one pretty cake was a wedding bride cake, but it was actually a birthday cake . Can you believe it, the whole time it was a birthday cake ”?

So I say:

“Well, that just sounds ridiculous…” and snicker conspiratorially with her and then she says “I know! It’s unforgettable!”

ButterChicken Chickadee Quote Of The Week

Walking home from school we once saw some goldfish in a bowl, in someone's lounge and now and then we discuss whether or not we should get some.

Yesterday, out of the blue, MegaChick decided it was time to take the bull by the horns!

"So... about these blooming fish... what do we need for them?"

"Let's see... we need a tank... and they come in bags of water, which are all smelly because the fish have to go to the toilet in them..."

Note to ButterChicken from April Blackbird:

Does MegaChick know they grow up to become the fish fingers she loves so much?

ButterChicken Chick Quote Of The Week

“Mum … do you know … I told all my big school friends I can speak French and then I counted in French to 15 to show them.”

“Oh, I see, and did they like it?”

“No … no, because I only whispered it to my friend Gilbert who also knows French in my reception class”

She cracks me up. What did I do for entertainment before she arrived?

ButterChicken Chick Quote Of The Week

“Mum … do you know …. I have to always kiss Daddy goodnight first and you last, because otherwise I will have boy dreams like Transformers, and I only want to have nice girl dreams like princesses”

… So I point out that Daddy is currently away and Aunty now gets first spot on the goodnight kiss table

… The reply without a moment’s hesitation: “first is worst, second is best, third one has a hairy chest”